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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former President Obama in response to Michelle Obama’s criticism of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In 7/29/14 Sen. Dianne Feinstein wrote a letter to then-President Barack Obama informing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Trump tweeted a 2005 video in which Obama, then a senator, made a statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – McDonough, Georgia – Speaking at a campaign event for local Georgia Democratic candidates, former Attorney General Eric…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A play about the backstage moments of the political dynasty, “Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Behar accused Senate Republicans of wanting to push through the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – While speaking to some college students at Harvard, Hillary Clinton shocked the audience, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Congressional candidate Elvira Salazar responds to House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s pitch that voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The last known Nazi collaborator living in the United States —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Nevada Republican Sen. Dean Heller is using former President Barack Obama’s infamous “you…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A recent United Nations report blasting President Trump and America in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi was asked who would she want in office if she was held…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump, on the heels of his historic summit with Kim Jong Un,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta railed against Kim Kardashian West, visiting the Oval…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC provided viewers with one of the most tone-deaf moments in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – While delivering the 2018 commencement address at Yale, Hillary Clinton admitted that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cannes, France – Director Spike Lee railed against President Donald Trump in an expletive-laced monologue following the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NBC News reporter Hallie Jackson said that President Trump’s wee-hours greeting of the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams, the former host “NBC Nightly News” and now host…

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