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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama said that he plans on moving to an undisclosed remote location…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.” That familiar…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While the Trump administration is taking heat from Democrats as U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – According to some unnamed staffers at Joe Biden’s campaign, they are so certain that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former Vice President Joe Biden, the front-runner among Democrats seeking to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama took President Trump’s win and Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016 as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Joe Biden, he “asked” Obama ‘not to endorse’ him in the democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden, in an online video, officially declared his candidacy for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said in a statement that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Wells Fargo CEO Tim Sloan fired back at New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – During a CNN town hall at Drake University, Kamala Harris vows to get…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recent tweet, President Trump pointed to the wall former President Obama built…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Donald Trump made his first visit to a war zone,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former President Obama in response to Michelle Obama’s criticism of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In 7/29/14 Sen. Dianne Feinstein wrote a letter to then-President Barack Obama informing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Trump tweeted a 2005 video in which Obama, then a senator, made a statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – McDonough, Georgia – Speaking at a campaign event for local Georgia Democratic candidates, former Attorney General Eric…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A play about the backstage moments of the political dynasty, “Hillary…

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