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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several media organizations were forced to make retractions Tuesday after falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama is facing a new wave of criticism from the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden, criticized President Donald Trump for pardoning American service members…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a lengthy and scathing statement, the former vice president, a front-runner for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – Former President Barack Obama endorsed Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in his reelection effort…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – President Trump unloaded on Joe and Hunter Biden over their Ukrainian business dealings in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s claim that he hasn’t spoken with his son about Ukraine during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – 2020 presidential candidate Julián Castro has one of the most liberal platforms in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden began pouting and was near tears, when former President Obama held a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rock Hills, South Carolina – Former vice president Joe Biden said that many immigrants brought to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama said that he plans on moving to an undisclosed remote location…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.” That familiar…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While the Trump administration is taking heat from Democrats as U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – According to some unnamed staffers at Joe Biden’s campaign, they are so certain that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former Vice President Joe Biden, the front-runner among Democrats seeking to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama took President Trump’s win and Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016 as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Joe Biden, he “asked” Obama ‘not to endorse’ him in the democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden, in an online video, officially declared his candidacy for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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