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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Nevada Republican Sen. Dean Heller is using former President Barack Obama’s infamous “you…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A recent United Nations report blasting President Trump and America in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi was asked who would she want in office if she was held…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump, on the heels of his historic summit with Kim Jong Un,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta railed against Kim Kardashian West, visiting the Oval…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC provided viewers with one of the most tone-deaf moments in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – While delivering the 2018 commencement address at Yale, Hillary Clinton admitted that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cannes, France – Director Spike Lee railed against President Donald Trump in an expletive-laced monologue following the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NBC News reporter Hallie Jackson said that President Trump’s wee-hours greeting of the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams, the former host “NBC Nightly News” and now host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday that President Trump’s assertion that millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Attorney General Eric Holder criticized Jeff Sessions for his role in the firing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Experts say that Trump’s strategy dealing with the rogue regime – a combination of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has followed other Republican leaders in questioning why the Obama administration “failed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – New York – NBC continues vying for the gold medal in broadcasting blunders…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jim Messina, a former campaign manager for Barack Obama, apparently isn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on his radio show “Politics Nation” Al Sharpton stated, “because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – In her efforts to undercut the impact of Republican tax reform legislation, Rep. Debbie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Photojournalist Askia Muhammad has released a photo showing former President Barack Obama and the…

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