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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago will sue the Trump administration over threats to withhold public safety grant money…

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BREAKING NEWS – Younstown, Ohio – While visiting the Buckeye State, President Donald Trump singled out Chicago once again for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Windy City Mayor Rahm Emanuel has now emphatically confirmed that he has no intention…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel has written letters to the leaders of all the gangs in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Trump tweeted that if Chicago is unable to reduce its homicide figures, he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President-elect Donald Trump said Monday that if Mayor Rahm Emanuel can’t turn the tide…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel says he has spoken to President-elect Donald Trump by telephone…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – According to a joint analysis by the FBI and the Department of Justice of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel is said to be outraged at Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A nasty court fight between Star Wars creator George Lucas and Mayor Rahm Emanuel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor of Chicago Rahm Emanuel is outraged at Spike Lee’s new movie called “Chiraq”to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel blames the Windy City’s crime uptick on officers second-guessing themselves. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Public Schools managed to make a required $634 million payout to its teacher…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois –For the second consecutive year, the Windy City tops the 2013 Bed Bug Cities List, released…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The teenage son of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel was attacked and robbed outside his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel has promised a ticker tape parade for the Little League team…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The installation of 20-foot-tall letters spelling out T-R-U-M-P on the side of the billionaire’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Chicago City Council will soon decide whether to ban the use of plastic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel is now stating that their annual policy of giving $100.00 gift…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton, announces that he plans on moving…

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