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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defends Rashida Tlaib controversial remarks that Palestinians created a “safe haven for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Rashida Tlaib urged her supporters to join her in a hunger strike to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Yesterday early in the morning, at least twenty moderate democrats gathered in the nation’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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