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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Rep. Rashida Tlaib said Democratic lawmakers are exploring how to arrest White House officials…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib told Detroit’s chief of police that he should hire only…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brushed off a tweet from President Trump on claiming she envied…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Israel’s interior minister has reportedly approved a humanitarian request from Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Jake Tapper fired back Monday at “Squad” member Rep. Rashida…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., called for a federal minimum wage of $20 per hour…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defends Rashida Tlaib controversial remarks that Palestinians created a “safe haven for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Rashida Tlaib urged her supporters to join her in a hunger strike to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Yesterday early in the morning, at least twenty moderate democrats gathered in the nation’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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