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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tony Podesta, a prominent lobbyist and Democratic donor who has come under scrutiny from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are outraged at Robert Mueller for not leveling charges at President Trump after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team is under fire for ‘brass-knuckle’ tactics in bid to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department appointed Robert S. Mueller III, a former FBI Director, as special…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, FBI Director Robert Mueller stated…

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