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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Multiple administration officials tell Fox News that when Robert Mueller met with President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Attorney General Edwin Meese said recently he believes former Special Counsel Robert Mueller…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ex-MSNBC host Krystal Ball blasted her former network as “not journalism”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now saying excessive gloating is grounds for impeachment. “President Trump is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, grilled former special counsel Robert Mueller on Capitol Hill, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Dean, the former White House counsel to Richard Nixon and a key figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC faced intense blowback on Easter Sunday after they went to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has now ramped up her desire to have President Trump removed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Maddow’s ratings has plummeted since conclusion of Mueller probe. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Chris Cuomo sparred with Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani over Attorney…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NCAA files a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the nation’s capital against nearly 100…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says President Trump should be investigated for not firing Robert Mueller…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats in D,C. are saying they have some serious concerns regarding Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Maxine Waters attacked President Trump and said “impeachment is the only answer”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has announced that special counsel Robert Mueller has told…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe, in the span of just a few days,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders has seemingly struggled to address recent allegations that Russia’s campaign to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore, the polemical filmmaker who has long accused President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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