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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – After nearly 60 years in the business, Robert Redford has announced that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampico, Mexico – Former leading man Robert Redford who just turned 80, is seen frolicking in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS is refusing to air advertisements for the new movie “Truth”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At the United Nations, actor and activist Robert Redford said the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Robert Redford says GOP is ‘living in the 1950’s’ concerning the environment while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Robert Redford is finally admitting that he has rare medical condition that has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – An unnamed person that works for the “Oscars” explained why Robert Redford’s movie “All…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In a very emotional speech, former leading man Robert Redford tells a large crowd…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Actor/director Robert Redford criticizes the republican party at the Sundance Film Festival….

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