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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul is seen autographing some booklets for his loyal supporters after his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arden Hills, Minnesota – Congressman Ron Paul finally confesses his real age before a packed auditorium. As…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – While wearing sunglasses, GOP candidate Ron Paul and his campaign manager had little…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A private meeting was recently held between GOP candidates Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – Congressman Ron Paul is pictured giving a speech on the campaign trail in Alaska….

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Acknowledging that they’ve made a series of tactical mistakes in the past, Ron Paul’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – Ron Paul’s supporters are now accusing former Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, of sabotaging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Dedicated supporters of Ron Paul are still travelling throughout the country, stopping at psychiatric…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Ron Paul’s supporters wants the United States to change the procedures regarding the “Oath…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Congressman Ron Paul states that he does not understand why some blacks became…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mound House, Nevada – Dennis Hof, owner of the famous brothel in northern Nevada, the Bunny Ranch,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Ron Paul states that even if he doesn’t get the GOP nomination, he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – Still unable to resolve his childhood inferiority issues because of his small stature,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul smiles to contain his anger against his staff, after repeatedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Ron Paul denies that in the past he stated that he wanted blacks,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul’s past continues to haunt him regarding his medical education and his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul tells a crowd that he is much wiser than the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anamosa, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul’s supporters are now privately stating that they have some serious concerns…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sioux City, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul apologizes for snoozing through the entire debate. He later stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney who is a devout Mormon is seen making a list for…

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