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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal comedian Rosie O’Donnell is convinced that former Vice President Joe…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell claimed Sarah Huckabee Sanders will “sit in hell” during…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell tells House Speaker Paul Ryan he’s going “straight to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rosie O’Donnell offered $2 million in cash to senators willing to oppose tax reform…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell defended Reality Leigh Winner who has been charged with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Bill and Hillary Clinton dressed the part after they came to terms with CBS…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During the early part of election night, Cher who is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Rosie O’Donnell, Al Sharpton, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Raven Symone, Samuel L. Jackson,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell’s missing teenage daughter has been found safe and is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell is officially returning to “The View” this fall after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC has confirmed that they are currently negotiating with Rosie O’Donnell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Jay Leno’s longtime Tonight Show segment producer David Berg has written a book…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jian Feng a Chinese man, sued his ex-wife over having ugly kids… and he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump finally comes clean about his recent dramatic weight gain….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – ABC newswoman Barbara Walters fell down a flight of stairs while attending an inauguration…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell publicly announces that she recently had a heart…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After less than a complete season, Oprah Winfrey fires Rosie O’Donnell from OWN. A…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Oprah Winfrey is said to be enraged at Rosie O’Donnell for announcing during her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The cooling off period apparently is over between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell,…

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