Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg allegedly recently attended a concert called, “Notorious RBG…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democratic controlled House of Representatives are planning on voting to pass a bill…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While in the U.S. Supreme Court building, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell and fractured…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA wants new U.S. Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh who’s pro-life, to support “pro-life eating”…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a shockingly candid comment, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg stated that if…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Radical liberals that are trying to prevent President Trump from appointing a third U.S….

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Supreme Court Justice 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg revealed…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are being raised about the current health status of 85 year old…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has sent signals recently that she intends to keep…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mere days after Justice Neil Gorsuch was seated on the Supreme Court, restoring the…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Meadville, Pennsylvania – Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg erroneously labeled South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham as one of…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A list of possible running mates for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton to choose…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said she regrets the critical comments she made…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking at George Washington University, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted that…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court made a rare correction on Wednesday to a dissent written…

Continue Reading

1

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules 8-1 against a lawsuit from a woman, alleging that…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the U.S. Supreme Court recent ruling regarding ObamaCare finding the contraceptive mandate in…

Continue Reading