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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – The friction between Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and Santa Claus continues to heat up,…

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CHRISTMAS EVE

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WILL SANTA CLAUS GO HIGH TECH THIS YEAR?

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Christmas may now get cancelled after Santa Claus was arrested again for another…

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MAKING THE FINAL DECISION ON WHO’S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE

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TIME FOR A “LITTLE” MUSIC

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – HuffPost, a liberal news site, was lampooned after saying Christmas classic…

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TRYING TO EXPAND HER CHRISTMAS LIST

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ANOTHER PRACTICE LANDING

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Mainstream media heralds book depicting Santa Claus as a gay black man.  Mrs. Claus…

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CRUISING THE NORTH POLE

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – The FBI has arrested has Santa Claus after a year long investigation, when…

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AN EARLY PRACTICE RUN

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – For the first time ever, Santa Claus will be delivering gifts to mental…

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THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – This Christmas Day, parents worldwide had to take their children to Emergency Room…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus is currently struggling try to replace five of the eight reindeer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House gets flooded with several million emails from 5 and 6 year…

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… and checking it twice.

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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – If you plan on having a Christmas party at the University of Tennessee be…

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