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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – The FBI has arrested has Santa Claus after a year long investigation, when…

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AN EARLY PRACTICE RUN

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – For the first time ever, Santa Claus will be delivering gifts to mental…

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THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – This Christmas Day, parents worldwide had to take their children to Emergency Room…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus is currently struggling try to replace five of the eight reindeer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House gets flooded with several million emails from 5 and 6 year…

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… and checking it twice.

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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – If you plan on having a Christmas party at the University of Tennessee be…

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A PRACTICE RUN

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton is now accusing Santa Claus of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Only after last minute negotiations did Santa Claus drop off gifts to employees of…

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GUARANTEED DELIVERIES

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THE PRACTICE RUN

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Santa Claus is seen visibly shaken, after First Lady Michelle Obama was given the…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus is seen getting an early start on listening to the hundreds…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly creates a firestorm after she states…

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UP UP UP AND AWAY!

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DOWNTOWN DURING THE CHRISTMAS SEASON

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – After getting millions of complaints on Christmas Day last year, Santa Claus promises…

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