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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is still currently outraged that Jim Acosta no longer has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta’s press pass to access the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lexington, Virginia – A small town in Virginia is trying to recover its image after The Red…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN political analyst April Ryan has been accused of twisting Sarah Sanders’ words in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Legendary singer Cher took a swipe at Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ fashion…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell claimed Sarah Huckabee Sanders will “sit in hell” during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Chief Warrant Officer 2 Bobby Zizelman lent his jacket to a chilly Sarah…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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