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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Irvine, California – A regent at the University of California has stepped down after being caught on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Embattled Chicago Public Schools CEO Forrest Claypool announced his resignation. He left after refusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Reston, Virginia – Colleges nationwide are teaching students about tacos, hooking up and country music’s “homophobic and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, England – UK’s Cambridge University physical sciences professor came under fire this week from mental health…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A City University of New York sociology professor said in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gloucester, Massachusetts – A Massachusetts elementary school is in hot water after fundraiser last week featured a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A liberal-led push to overhaul the Electoral College could be moving from the op-ed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Georgia – One university professor has proposed a “stress reduction policy” so that his business students…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – By studying saliva, researchers at the University of Buffalo have found clues to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – According to the Chancellor of California Community Colleges Chancellor Eloy Ortiz Oakley, algebra is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wall Township, New Jersey – After Pro-Trump photos in high school yearbook are altered, a teacher is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Clifton Park, New York – A New York school district has launched an investigation into a student…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – After months of violent riots at the University of California, Berkeley, Mayor Jesse Arreguin…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – A group of wealthy Yale University graduate students announced Tuesday evening that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – The University of California, Berkeley is likely to once again be the site of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburg, Kansas – An incoming high school principal has resigned in Kansas after student reporters investigated and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York literacy test designed to weed out unqualified teachers,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – Chapel Hill-Carrboro schools will be closed to students on March 8 – proclaimed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Janesville, Wisconsin – A former elementary school teacher who passed out after showing up drunk to a…

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