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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a live chat, that featured reporter Clarissa Ward, Sherrie Westin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS has now announced that Big Bird has been arrested for killing another Sesame…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Sesame Street unveils hijab-clad Muppet named Zari, who is a feminist from Afghanistan. According…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Jeh Johnson the director of Homeland Security, has announced that terrorism has now reached…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine was telling me about an ongoing creepy dream he keeps having. He said he would constantly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney has done what many thought was impossible: they destroyed the Muppets. By…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Another A-list celebrity break up after Kermit and Miss Piggy are calling it quits….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The frog that had stole the identity of Sesame Street star “Kermit”, died…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PBS is now admitting that one of the favorite characters from Sesame Street “The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now suing Arab tv station Al Jazeera and the Qatar Media Corporation,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The voice of Elmo and Muppeteer Kevin Clash, resigns from Sesame…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kevin Clash who is the voice of Elmo, maintains his innocence regarding allegations…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now demanding that President Obama stop using Big Bird in his campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Doha, Qatar – According to the Arab TV network Al Jazeera, Muslim detainees at Guantanamo Bay are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sesame Street – PBS is now admitting there is a rift on their famous children’s show between…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – PBS and Sesame Street are still trying to address the unexpected issue of Grover…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sesame Street – The District Attorney on Sesame Street states that the numbers “7” and “9” will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into…

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