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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS Washington, D.C. – Years before she was accused of receiving preferential treatment and costing a passenger her seat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A woman who booked a flight from Houston to Washington, D.C., accused United Airlines…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas) took a knee on the House floor in solidarity with NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee still refuses to publicize the proof she says she has,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton aligned himself with Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee’s recent inaccurate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While giving a speech on the House floor, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee’s recent statement…

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