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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Embattled singer R. Kelly and his longtime record label Sony have parted ways amid…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According the “Cyber Guy” Kurt Knuttson, ISIS-linked terrorists may be using…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Well known liberal actor and director Ben Affleck, demanded the PBS…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A security firm has brought new evidence to the FBI that strongly suggests that…

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 BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Congressional Black Caucus has collectively stated that they are outraged at Rush Limbaugh labeling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The FBI is now investigating the possibility that North Korea was not behind the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The premiere of Seth Rogen and James Franco’s comedy “The Interview”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After weathering one of the most embarrassing days in her career, Sony Pictures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – George Clooney was wracked by a monumental sense of failure after his latest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Sony pictures and director Genndy Tartakovsky have unveiled the test look for their upcoming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – The Sony Xperia Z cell phone which has been rated as one of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minimasanriku, Japan – Two little girls are seen crying hysterically after being told that PSY, that sings…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden announces that the Taliban is not our enemy. He added…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anamosa, Iowa – Congressman Ron Paul’s supporters are now privately stating that they have some serious concerns…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A newly released photo shows President Obama consulting with his staff, listening to opinions from…

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BREAKING NEWS –  Ankeny, Iowa – Likely GOP presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul from Texas, who has a reputation for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cluj-Napoca, Transylvania – Opening arguments began in court today on a lawsuit filed against Sony, Panasonic, Vizio…

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