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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Several Starbucks locations in the Seattle area will be installing safe needle deposit boxes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fulton County, Georgia – Police have launched an investigation after a camera was discovered inside a restroom…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Just as Starbucks’ holiday cup controversy has settled down, there’s another flap brewing at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Self proclaimed Internet and social media personality Joshua Feuerstein posted a rant on Facebook…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – At the Starbucks annual shareholders meeting on Wednesday, CEO Howard Schultz sent a clear…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has never shied away from voicing his political opinions. But…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – A Phoenix-area Starbucks is facing criticism for denying a pregnant woman use of its…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Researchers at England’s University of Bath have developed a method to turn used coffee…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More than 50 doctors are backing Nathan Fielder after he temporarily opened a…

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U.S. & World History – On December 16, 1773, after officials in Boston refused to return three shiploads of taxed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pueblo, Colorado – Pueblo District Attorney James Coursey state that the three siblings, Ryan, Dylan, and Lee…

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