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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to attorneys at the ACLU, parents that assigns their children chores, may be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – The ACLU is outraged that during the false alarm for a missile attack in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Perth, Australia – An AirAsia flight headed for Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia was forced to turn back to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump fired his acting attorney general, removing her as the nation’s top law…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In one of the most incredible statements by the ACLU, they are now requesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that the plan to soon lobby Congress, in attempt to end…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a formal complaint with the United Nations and the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now challenging NCAA football and the NFL, to refrain from throwing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now accusing the music industry of discriminating against “gangsta rappers” with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An armed man attempting to rob a neighborhood store was shot and killed by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The new “All Inclusive Flag” designed by the ACLU has now made its public…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ACLU is now labeling anyone that criticizes someone for having…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and NOW (National Organization of Women) have announced that they plan on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now representing several Muslim organizations in a lawsuit against the federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, Florida – After receiving the ok from the school board, the Satanic Temple has announced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts are questioning the wisdom of the ACLU’s attempt to have all telephone…

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BREAKING NEWS – Providence, Rhode Island – Keynote speaker President Susan Herman of the ACLU, gives a controversial speech to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – While speaking at Powell’s City of Books, the President of the ACLU Susan Herman,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The President of the ACLU Susan N. Herman, is now suggesting that people refrain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Washington Post is now reporting that President of the ACLU Susan Herman, is currently…

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