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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sunny Hostin, a co-host on ABC News’ “The View, waded into…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Behar accused Senate Republicans of wanting to push through the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic lawmakers voiced near-immediate opposition to Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tom Brady found himself unwittingly pulled into another Trump controversy as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On ABC’s “The View,” Joy Behar asked, “Have you noticed that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On “The View,” Kelly Osbourne made what many people considered an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell is officially returning to “The View” this fall after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC has confirmed that they are currently negotiating with Rosie O’Donnell…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sherri Shepherd is leaving “The View” after seven years and freshman…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be joining Fox News Channel…

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  BREAKING NEWS –New York City, New York – Barbara Walters announces that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not leaving “The View”….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC is now confirming that 83 year old Barbara Walters is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they are cancelling long-running daytime dramas, “All…

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BREAKING NEWS – Guantánamo Bay, Cuba – In a poll taken of the muslim detainees at GITMO, 100% of them…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA files a lawsuit on behalf of several poultry farmers against…

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