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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Republican National Committee announced a new campaign designed to highlight socialism’s consequences through…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate and spiritual guru Marianne Williamson was caught on tape saying conservatives and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the DNC Chair Tom Perez noticed that every democratic debate so far, President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some supporters of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders say they are seeing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new rule adopted by the Democratic National Committee and NBC News will evenly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A leaked email from from DNC Chair Tom Perez, shows him giving a stern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez, tells voters to blame President Trump for the malicious way…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez complained about voters being influenced by the “pulpit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential candidates currently in Congress are unsure whether to support President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chairman Tom Perez has announced that he plans to try to garnish the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – The caravan of roughly 1,000 Central Americans moving toward the United States appeared…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rham Emanuel just signed into law, dead people in cemeteries can no longer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – A 21-year-old illegal immigrant who was allowed to stay in the U.S. under…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez has issued a stern warning to liberals that are benefiting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple CEO Tim Cook announced earlier today that it will be investing $350 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized Hillary Clinton, the Democrat he defeated in the 2016 White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez refers to President Trump as a “worthless coward” because he refuses…

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