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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A leaked email from from DNC Chair Tom Perez, shows him giving a stern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez, tells voters to blame President Trump for the malicious way…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez complained about voters being influenced by the “pulpit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential candidates currently in Congress are unsure whether to support President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chairman Tom Perez has announced that he plans to try to garnish the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – The caravan of roughly 1,000 Central Americans moving toward the United States appeared…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rham Emanuel just signed into law, dead people in cemeteries can no longer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – A 21-year-old illegal immigrant who was allowed to stay in the U.S. under…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez has issued a stern warning to liberals that are benefiting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple CEO Tim Cook announced earlier today that it will be investing $350 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized Hillary Clinton, the Democrat he defeated in the 2016 White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez refers to President Trump as a “worthless coward” because he refuses…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After fighting Republicans tooth-and-nail for years on their plans to repeal and replace ObamaCare,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez, referred to President Trump as a “political rookie”. His criticism…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After North Korea launched their 11th missile this year, DNC Chair Tom Perez has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The expansive investigation into Russia collusion with President Trump associates has grown so vast,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has now tweeted that he did not record his conversations with then-FBI…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez said he was deeply offended when Kellyanne Conway tweeted after…

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