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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Sen. Kamala Harris announced that she is withdrawing from the race for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN political commentator Van Jones said that Hillary Clinton was “playing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, slammed MSNBC during a contentious interview on the network, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit Michigan – Sen. Kamala Harris responds to 2020 opponent Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, after the lawmaker from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, is now stating that Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., is “not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the last fundraising quarter, nearly half of the Democratic presidential candidates spent more…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson may be considered a long shot for the White…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – A House Democrat is drawing heat in her home state for her history of…

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