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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Huntsville, Texas – The Mexican citizen executed for killing his 16-year-old cousin wrote in a handwritten statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mere days after Justice Neil Gorsuch was seated on the Supreme Court, restoring the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Neil Gorsuch was sworn in as the next Supreme Court Justice — an ascension…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C.  – The U.S. Supreme Court has now ruled that the Weather Channel and meteorologists nationwide,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said she regrets the critical comments she made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Author and conservative speaker Kevin Jackson, and Justice Clarence Thomas were both treated and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The No. 2 Senate Republican warned that potential nominees to the Supreme Court should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is now confirming that President Obama will probably not attend the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is now objecting to the legal term “mistrial”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on challenging all employers regarding potential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of 20 climate scientists dismayed by what they see as a lack…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – After the U.S. Supreme Court legalized same sex marriage nationwide, a group…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court sides with McDonald’s 9-0 in two separate lawsuits against the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court made a rare correction on Wednesday to a dissent written…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The  allows Texas to enforce their new voter ID law during the November election,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules 8-1 against a lawsuit from a woman, alleging that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the U.S. Supreme Court recent ruling regarding ObamaCare finding the contraceptive mandate in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in favor of Hobby Lobby that they can cite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court delivered a blow to President Obama, ruling that he went…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the lack of complaints from the individuals being preyed upon, the U.S….

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