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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA wants new U.S. Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh who’s pro-life, to support “pro-life eating”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris is facing backlash after several fact-checkers questioned a heavily edited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Radical liberals that are trying to prevent President Trump from appointing a third U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Supreme Court Justice 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg revealed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are being raised about the current health status of 85 year old…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Gloria Allred, who is an American women’s rights attorney notable for taking high-profile and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Colorado baker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – California’s public labor unions are campaigning for measures that would help them retain…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – John Paul Stevens, the 97-year-old retired Supreme Court justice, is calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has sent signals recently that she intends to keep…

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BREAKING NEWS – Huntsville, Texas – The Mexican citizen executed for killing his 16-year-old cousin wrote in a handwritten statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mere days after Justice Neil Gorsuch was seated on the Supreme Court, restoring the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Neil Gorsuch was sworn in as the next Supreme Court Justice — an ascension…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C.  – The U.S. Supreme Court has now ruled that the Weather Channel and meteorologists nationwide,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said she regrets the critical comments she made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Author and conservative speaker Kevin Jackson, and Justice Clarence Thomas were both treated and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The No. 2 Senate Republican warned that potential nominees to the Supreme Court should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is now confirming that President Obama will probably not attend the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is now objecting to the legal term “mistrial”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on challenging all employers regarding potential…

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