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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wife of CNN political commentator Van Jones has reportedly filed for divorce….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump responded to recent criticism from rap mogul Jay-Z by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Special Advisor for Green Jobs Van Jones, tearfully testified at the National Clean Energy Project…

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  BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former “green jobs czar” Van Jones is now pushing for a global…

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