Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES AIR FORCE The United States Air Force (USAF) is the aerial and space warfare service branch of the…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES MARINES The United States Marine Corps (USMC), also referred to as the United States Marines, is a branch…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES NAVY The United States Navy (USN) is the naval warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES ARMY The United States Army (USA) is the land warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces….

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES AIR FORCE If you are an enemy and you’re being approached by an A-10, within a few seconds,…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES NAVY The mission of the United States Navy is to protect and defend the right of the United…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES MARINES I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES ARMY I am a Soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.  ~ …

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES AIR FORCE “If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting.”  ~  Curtis LeMay

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES MARINES “Of the Marines on Iwo Jima, uncommon valor was a common virtue.”  ~  Chester W. Nimitz

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES NAVY “When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell!”  ~  Admiral Bill…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES ARMY “War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that the plan to soon lobby Congress, in attempt to end…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES AIR FORCE How would I describe the Air Force’s A-10 that shoots foot long bullets at 70 per…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES MARINES I don’t know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they terrify…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

UNITED STATES NAVY If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn’t plan your mission properly.  ~    …

Continue Reading

1 2 3