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BREAKING NEWS – Turin, Italy – An Italian police officer holds Donald Trump masks used by two alleged thieves at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching President Trump and Vladimir Putin greet each other, Maxine Waters is as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An unnamed clothing designer, who acknowledges that he is very liberal,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says she wants access to all the documents in regards to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to get even with Vladimir Putin for allegedly causing her loss…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The interim Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile said on ABC…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is emphatic that Russia is behind the hack of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Taking a temporary break from campaigning, Hillary Clinton left the United States where she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama stated that he is sick an tired of republicans like Donald Trump,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia seemingly has ignored Secretary of State John Kerry’s appeals to stop bombing civilians…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – In December 2011 during a lavish banquet at Moscow’s richest equestrian club, for members…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Russia has named the U.S. as one of the threats to its national security…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Moscow is “deliberately targeting” U.S.-backed forces in Syria as part of a military campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin toast during a luncheon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia’s military build-up in Syria has grown to include the shipment of a half-dozen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. officials are expressing growing concern about Russia’s military build-up in Assad-controlled Syria, calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Vladimir Putin maintains that he had nothing to do with the assassination of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Shortly after Vladimir Putin’s critic Boris Nemtsov was shot and killed, Russia’s top investigative…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia is now turning to Twitter to drop a sissy bomb on President Obama,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – When New Yorkers woke on Tuesday morning were greeted by the…

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