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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia’s military build-up in Syria has grown to include the shipment of a half-dozen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. officials are expressing growing concern about Russia’s military build-up in Assad-controlled Syria, calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Vladimir Putin maintains that he had nothing to do with the assassination of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Shortly after Vladimir Putin’s critic Boris Nemtsov was shot and killed, Russia’s top investigative…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia is now turning to Twitter to drop a sissy bomb on President Obama,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – When New Yorkers woke on Tuesday morning were greeted by the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House states that President Obama did the right thing by storming out…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Russian President Vladimir Putin is photographed showing off his ice hockey skills during a…

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BREAKING NEWS _ Washington, D.C. – A Russian warplane made several close-range passes by an American warship in the Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New U.S. intelligence assessments say there are more indications than ever that Russia plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama told Russian President Vladimir Putin in a 90 minute phone call that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Russian President Vladimir Putin refers to U.S. athletes as a “bunch of wimps” for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Russian President Vladimir Putin fires back at the growing list of American athletes taking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow Russia – President Vladimir Putin finally responds to one of the numerous complaints from people that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I was momentarily speechless and motionless after Russian President Vladimir Putin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – More bad news for President Obama. Forbes Magazine has now stated he has been…

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