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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor was telling me how angry he is at security at Walmart. He told me after he got caught…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart is raising its starting hourly wage from $9 to $11 and expanding its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Asheville, North Carolina – A pregnant woman was caught on video ramming her car into a man…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart wants to deploy in-store drones. Tired of searching far-flung corners of a big…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Hostess rolls out its newest product at Walmart, Deep-Fried Twinkies. The pre-packaged version of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is now publicly backing the State Department in regards to spokeswoman…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea announced Thursday it had executed the uncle of leader Kim Jong…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Monroe, Louisiana – PETA has now joined forces with Alcoholics Anonymous in an attempt to encourage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Goma, Congo – A rebel fighter is seen gleefully walking away from a local Walmart after shopping…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While shopping at Walmart today, I was an eyewitness to a shoplifter being chased by security. The shoplifter ran through…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in Walmart buying a few items because I had some guests coming over, when I noticed a policeman…

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