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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On Monday, “The View” co-host Joy Behar apparently cussed out her…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A cabal of Hollywood elites, progressive groups and social activists are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t see the difference between Trump and the Taliban….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Barbara Walters thinks ABC execs have ruined “The View” and fears…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg says she’s “probably not” returning to “The View” after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg who haven’t been in a film together since 1985,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg became the latest celebrity to enter the increasingly lucrative…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Rosie O’Donnell, Al Sharpton, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Raven Symone, Samuel L. Jackson,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA files a lawsuit on behalf of several poultry farmers against…

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