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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after a fiery exchange with Bill O’Reilly from Fox News. Both co-hosts returned, after their producer made a highly unlikely promise that he could fulfill, which was, he would find a man for both women that is willing to go out with them more than once.

Bill O’ReillyFox NewsJoy BeharWhoopi Goldberg

• October 19, 2010


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  1. murphy sez October 19, 2010 - 10:18 AM

    Dude, first, I think Whoopie is gay and second, Joy might as well be.

  2. admin October 19, 2010 - 10:22 AM

    I don’t think any gender (from this planet) will date either one of them.

  3. murphy sez October 20, 2010 - 5:26 PM

    WHAT?? I like Whoopie! MOST people LIKE Whoopie! Didn’t you ever see “Ghost?” Would you like to BE a ghost?!

  4. admin October 20, 2010 - 5:28 PM

    Only on Halloween.

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