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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Astronaut Mike Massimino is seen through the window of the Space Shuttle. He stated that theĀ one thing about space he’ll never forget, is he could smell New Jersey every time they flew over it.

NASA

• October 19, 2010


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  1. murphy sez October 20, 2010 - 5:46 PM

    NASA’s budget has allowed for a fume-meter to measure toxic odor emitted from each state in America. Sadly, the meter exploded when the current space shuttle cruised over New Jersey. Astronaut Mike Massimino was unhurt laughingly uttered, “it figures.”

  2. admin October 20, 2010 - 5:58 PM

    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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