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Wacky Weekend Questions – Men, how terrified were you, the first time you saw your wife or girlfriend first thing in the morning (when they first got out of bed)?

COMMENTARY:  I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically stating that we were being invaded by creatures from another planet. Only after she took the rollers out of her hair and washed her face, did I believe she was an earthling. To this day, I won’t watch science fiction movies alone or at night.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• October 9, 2010


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  1. murphy sez October 16, 2010 - 12:38 PM

    I’m more terrified to answer this question now that I’ve seen her weight.

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