COMMENTARY: I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically stating that we were being invaded by creatures from another planet. Only after she took the rollers out of her hair and washed her face, did I believe she was an earthling. To this day, I won’t watch science fiction movies alone or at night.

I’m more terrified to answer this question now that I’ve seen her weight.