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Wacky Weekend Questions – If you won a first class, all expenses paid trip to Hawaii, who would you take with you, if you were positive you could get away with pushing them into an active volcano?

COMMENTARY: I’d probably take an ex-girlfriend that really used me. She always liked hot baths, so lava should be pretty soothing for her.

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• October 17, 2010


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  1. murphy sez October 17, 2010 - 7:26 PM

    Bubba Clinton, of course. But, the volcano may ruin my manicure so I’d go only if he sits in the new, designated smoking area, outside.

  2. admin October 17, 2010 - 8:00 PM

    You are so considerate. Besides, if Bill doesn’t smoke in this life, he will in the next one.

  3. murphy sez October 19, 2010 - 10:24 AM

    Considerate of women–except Hillary–she can go into the volcano, if she’s holding hands with Pelosi. Better order up more tickets.

  4. admin October 19, 2010 - 10:25 AM

    First class or coach?

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