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Wacky Weekend Questions – If a UFO landed in Chicago, New York or Los Angeles, how long do you think it would take before the intergalactic travelers, were beaten up, robbed, and their spaceship stripped?
COMMENTARY: I’m from Chicago. An hour… at the most. Twenty minutes if they land on the west side.