BREAKING NEWS – Norfolk, Virginia – In attempt to be politically correct in regards to all animals, lawyers for PETA are demanding that  marine biologists and oceanographers rename the “killer whale”. PETA maintains that their present name is derogatory, and it suggests that they are ruthless indiscriminate murderers, when the truth is, they only attack what they plan on eating. Both marine biologists and oceanographers called PETA latest action “silly and absurd”, and using the word “killer” is not extreme. They also stated that there is no way they will take their suggestion by renaming them “involuntary manslaughter marine mammals”.

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