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BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – Donald Trump announces that he will not run for president. He cited that he decided to withdraw because he did not want to deal with the intense scrutiny during his campaign from beauticians and barbers.

Donald Trump

• May 17, 2011


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