BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Jionni LaValle is said to be devastated that “Snooki” from Jersey Shore dumped him. Fighting off tears when questioned at a press conference, he said he has proof that Snooki cheated on the test that she recently passed to get her GED. All of the reporters were skeptical at his statement, with many of them openly stating, that even if she cheated she still probably wouldn’t pass.

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