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BREAKING NEWS – Zanesville, Ohio – Dozens of animals escaped from the Muskingum County Animal Farm in central Ohio after the fences had been left unsecured. Many of the exotic animals are large and are extremely dangerous to humans. So far, the sheriff and state police are going after the cheetahs, wolves, giraffes and camels, and Dorothy, the Tin Man, and Scarecrow are pursuing the lions, tigers, and bears.

• October 20, 2011


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