BREAKING NEWS – Bettendorf, Iowa – GOP candidate Rick Perry is hospitalized after he was brutally assaulted in an elevator. After a speech in Iowa when he suggested that Congress should accept a 50% pay cut due to the current economy, he was literally beaten up by a group of congressman and senators that were both republicans and democrats. He stated from his hospital bed, that this proves that his words can create party unity.

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