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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are some things you’re embarassed to admit that you enjoy?

I am a little ashamed, but here are five:

1. A heated political race with plenty of mudslinging.

2. A senior citizen getting a speeding ticket for driving to slow.

3. A superstar athlete that demands more money, and to his surprise, gets traded the next day.

4. Any cheerleader I knew when I was in high school, that was drop-dead gorgeous and extremely conceited back then, and today is at least 100 pounds overweight.

5. Celebrities that stammer when they try to explain some of their idiotic political views.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• November 5, 2011


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