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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney who is a devout Mormon is seen making a list for the caterer to the debate, of the things he does not drink, which includes alcohol and anything with caffeine. Congressman Ron Paul who does not have a problem with caffeine, is seen writing the proportional mix he prefers, for his coffee, cream, and daily laxative.

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• December 15, 2011


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