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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – Congressman Ron Paul is pictured giving a speech on the campaign trail in Alaska. The public reaction to his statement was swift, that if elected president, he would immediately stop foreclosures on all igloos. Eskimos have already started a petition, requesting that a law gets passed that allows them to harpoon any idiotic politicians.

Ron Paul

• March 6, 2012


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