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BREAKING NEWS – Arden Hills, Minnesota – Congressman Ron Paul finally confesses his real age before a packed auditorium. As an eye witness, he raised his arms to display exactly what Moses did when he saw him part the Red Sea.

Ron Paul

• April 12, 2012


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