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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – If you knew it would save you a lot of money on eyeglasses, hats, make-up, etc, would you allow your head to be shrunken by some primitive people from a remote tribe in South America if you knew it wouldn’t kill you?

COMMENTARY: I personally know of some people that even if they agreed to do this, their brain could remain in its original size and still fit in their heads. Unfortunately, a lot of people that know me, will probably think I belong in that group. What the…

Wacky Weekend Questions

• November 4, 2012


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