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Miss Universe

BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Newly crowned Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the United States, gets a kiss from Donald Trump. She later told the other contestants, that the hair conditioner Trump told her that he put in his hair, smelled an awful lot like Elmer’s Glue.

Donald Trump

• December 21, 2012


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