BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Microsoft founder Bill Gates, shakes hands with South Korean President Park Geun-hye, after renouncing his U.S. citizenship and moving to Seoul. He said his motive was his ongoing frustration with the dramatic increase in the amount of ignoramuses that graduate from public schools in America. Gates added, that even though he loves the multicultural aspect of his “former country”, he would rather live in South Korea, where 8th graders and high school seniors are able to read what is written on their diplomas when they receive them.

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