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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Kathy Griffin was detained and questioned by policeman in Los Angeles, after she was spotted walking around town without make-up. According to the officers that interrogated her, she looked so much like a “walking corpse”, that they would not release her until they contacted every funeral home in Orange County, to make sure that all their bodies were present and accounted for.

Kathy Griffin

• May 6, 2013


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