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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After for the fifth year in a row “Dancing With The Stars” turned down Al Sharpton’s request to be on their show, he is now calling them “a bunch of lowdown racists!” In a written letter by ABC, they stated in part, “That we have fairly and objectively viewed Mr. Sharpton’s 20 year old tape. And our panel have unanimously concluded that his performance is more conducive to a stage in a comedy club, not a dance floor.”

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• September 17, 2013


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