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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Due to Detroit’s recent bankruptcy and deplorable financial situation, they are currently unable to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri, has been spotted with her mother Katie Holmes wearing a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m an Eskimo and nine years old. I live in a small village where everyone knows everyone. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After all these years, I am finally going back to school. I recently paid $1500.00 to take an online course…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For years I have been selling my blood downtown for some fast cash. I was recently informed that is small…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 14 year old son wants to join a gang. On one hand, I don’t want him affiliated…

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                          CREATIVITY FROM PASSION AND PAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – An attorney for Satan files a complaint against the city of Cleveland and Ohio….

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The California Supreme Court is now considering granting Sergio Garcia a law license,…

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3 WISHES  (A song by Blake Grantham) I was walking home from work one day when I saw something on…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Petersburg, Russia – Russian President Putin is seen wearing a smirk, after President Obama visibly angry…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Ariel Castro, who kidnapped three women and sexually assaulted them for nearly a decade…

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BREAKING NEWS – Key West, Florida – Diana Nyad, a 64-year-old American endurance swimmer, completed her lifelong dream by becoming…

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VERY “HIGH” VOLTAGE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fast food employees organize a walkout regarding what they consider unacceptable…

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THE STARS AND STRIPES OVER THE WASHINGTON BRIDGE

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BREAKING NEWS – North Palm Beach, Florida – Tiger Woods wants his former wife Elin Nordegren back so bad, that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama finally responds to the question on why he did not allow conservatives…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA has now praised the MTA for halting trains on two…

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