BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While testifying before Congress, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, states that even though a minimum of 19 million people will have their health care plans cancelled because of ObamaCare, it’s “small potatoes”. She went on to explain that the important thing is, that high ranking government officials like herself will “always have excellent health care, as it should be”, because it is imperative that she remain illness free due to the importance of her position, and to insure that she always makes coherent wise decisions. Sebelius concluded by saying that everyday Americans who were surprised that their policies were cancelled, should “meditate and concentrate on what their options are at this point if they have any, and to stop with the incessant complaining and whining.”

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