Unconfirmed Breaking News
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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City New York – Carl Washington, Pastor New Mt Zion Baptist Church, Kris Erskine, Pastor…

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LIGHTHOUSE  (A poem by Blake Grantham) You’re my lighthouse beaming bright, into the night, guiding me through stormy seas You’ve…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell acknowledges that Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Korea, Pyongyang – North Korean soldiers are seen playing games in an arcade at the new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – A new Middle Eastern clothing store has now opened up in downtown Baghdad that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now demanding that the federal government investigate every white mortician in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the wake of the federal government shutdown, the FDA is now concerned about…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m nine years old and I really like trick-or-treating on Halloween. But every time I come home with…

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                 THE ULTIMATE DESSERT

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw something on tv earlier that I thought was so stupid. It was a group of people in Great…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m an 11 year old only child, and I’m having some big problems with my mom and dad….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw on the Discovery Channel, a hawk swoop down at a high rate of speed, grab a chipmunk,…

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Happy Anniversary to Unconfirmed Breaking News as we begin our 4th year. In the past three years without exception, there…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While making an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, Kanye West repeatedly calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – According to the New England Journal of Medicine, people that laugh only 1-2 times…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Justin Bieber tweets to his millions of fans, that if he lived 2500…

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PREPPING FOR MARS CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A very awkward moment occurred when Miley Cyrus stated to Matt…

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