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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA’S Juno Mission spacecraft will slingshot around Earth towards Jupiter, accelerating to 25 miles…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kanye West appears on Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show, less than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI declassifies and makes public their shocking report on Captain Kangaroo. The children’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kris and Bruce Jenner have confirmed they separated a year ago,…

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RELAXING IN A LOUNGE WHILE ORBITING SATURN CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Cadillac on Monday night dropped its all new 2015 Escalade at a flashy event…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – A 9-year-old boy passed through security at the Minneapolis/St. Paul International Airport and flew…

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PILLARS OF HEAVEN CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

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BREAKING NEWS – Assisi, Italy – Pope Francis I proudly shows his newly purchased 2014 Popemobile. He stated that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On the “Today Show” Miley Cyrus continues to one-up herself with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton reflects on the first time he saw racism first…

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SWIRLING STARS CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the current federal government shutdown, crash test dummies at the NTSB have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Old Town, Florida – An eight year old girl is seen being trained at a North Florida…

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JUPITER’S MOON IO DURING AN ECLIPSE CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a cop and I have been one for almost four years. By the time I started my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am embarrassed to say that yesterday I got arrested. When I was coming out of a department store, some…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 15 years old and I’m thinking about running away just so I can get away from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I bought a keyboard for my desk top computer last week and I returned it today to the store that…

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ANOTHER WORLD CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

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