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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s latest idea to fix the health care website has even more people outraged. His currently plan for the troubled outdated website that can only handle very little traffic at a time, is to let groups sign up alphabetically, which means “Asians” will be first. A spokesman representing people involved in the occult have stated for obvious reasons, “zombies” plan to protest.

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